walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid
i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka
real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
playing grand theft auto